How to Apply
If you're interested in applying to Tidemarsh University, please fill out the application below.
Financial Aid: Although Tidemarsh University is well funded through out weapons research grants, we still are more than open to receiving financial aid from other sources. If you are interested in providing financial assistance to our fine institution, please contact us to make such arrangements. We accept cash, check, VISA as well as Venmo.
Top ten reasons to give Tidemarsh University your money
1. Divestiture of wealth helps one become less materialistic and find true happiness within.
2. We'll send you a free T-shirt and bumper sticker.
3. You can buy a board seat and put on your resume you are on a college's Board of Trustees.
4. Credits for free classes for yourself and loved ones.
5. Season passes to see our regional bog snorkeling team compete on the Elizabeth River - Go Hoi Toiders!
6. It's better than giving to your ungrateful kids!
7. We know how to treat our benefactors well! (wink, wink).
8. Free experimental sniper rifles to to to donors.
9. Do you really need that second home?
10. Who else are you going to give it to?