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The Streaker Plucks Number One Best Seller Spot from Chicken Book

The Streaker has officially plucked the number one spot on the Tidemarsh University Press bestseller list, unseating the long-feathered favorite: Backyard Chicken Keeping for People Afraid of Chickens! Naturally, this plucky upstart didn’t just ruffle feathers—it blew the coop doors clean off.

Published just this month, The Streaker is a wildly entertaining, absurdly insightful novel about philosophy, scallop boats, and the strange lengths to which disillusioned academics will go when nudged by fate—and perhaps a mild concussion. With sharp wit and even sharper dialogue, it’s managed to leap past poultry how-to guides and become the unlikely literary darling of the university press.

Now, if it's Author, Jackson Forelle, will just quit suing the University with borderline frivolous lawsuits, we'd all be happy. The link to buy the Streaker can be found below.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0F49737XY

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Coming Soon! Release of "The Streaker" by Jackson Forelle

Tidemarsh University Press is pleased to announce the soon to be released publication of The Streaker by Jackson Forelle.

Meet Rye Smyth: a disillusioned—and likely concussed—philosophy professor who takes a run-down, inherited scallop boat and sets off through the Caribbean. A modern-day Diogenes, Rye is determined to live a simple, dog-like existence as he seeks kindred spirits in the tropics. He’s also set on writing an all-important book he is certain will change the world.
Rye somehow successfully recruits his beer-drinkin’, weed-smokin’ childhood friend, Stems, to captain the vessel on this quixotic journey. Things really get interesting when Rye and Stems meet up with surfers Kaia and Nori in the Bahamas. The confident and adventurous couple become de facto guides for Rye and his friend, pulling them into island life, unexpected detours, and a kaleidoscope of memorable characters.
A legal subplot simmers throughout, centered on the true ownership of the scallop boat. It opens the door to some of the book’s most entertaining moments—comical anecdotes about practicing law in a small coastal Virginia community. While The Streaker is Mr. Forelle’s debut novel, he brings over twenty-five years of legal experience in Virginia to the page.
The Streaker is a heartwarming book that offers a lighthearted but thoughtful look at what we’re all searching for in our careers—and, more broadly, in our lives.

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Backyard Chicken Keeping for People Afraid of Chickens

Scared to death of chickens and still interested in being woken up in the morning by them? This is the book for you. Some say that eggs are a gateway to the soul. Get your own endless supply by raising these little demon birds in the comforts of your own yard. Live in an apartment? No worries! We'll show you how you can convert your kitchen cabinets to a chicken coop with only the use of a roll of wire!

The Anatomy of Philosophy (currently at discounted price!)

The seminal book on Philosophy by our very own D.r Brenckendorf. This book chronicles all of the great thinkers from the dawn of mankind until the present day. The Anatomy of Philosophy has the chosen as an introductory textbook for Tidemark and other fine institutions around the globe.

The Cow Whisperer

Ever wonder what cows are really thinking? Why do they sleep while standing up? What's really in that grass they chew all day long? How do they REALLY feel about all those billboards advertising chicken sandwiches. Learn this and more from the Cow Whisperer.

Obeah Secrets: Mysticism in the Bahamas by Diana Arabela

Obeah Secrets: Mysticism in the Bahamas is more than a historical exploration of Caribbean spirituality—it's a hands-on guide for readers curious about the practical side of Obeah, from protective rituals and herbal remedies.

Drawing from oral histories, secret texts, and firsthand accounts, Diana Arabela, Professor at Tidemarsh University, demystifies Obeah’s core principles and shows how they are still used today—for healing, justice, and the occasional justified revenge. Whether you're a scholar of folk traditions or just tired of your neighbor not picking up after his 150 pound Great Dane, this book offers accessible tools with deep cultural roots.

Inside you'll learn:

How to prepare a spirit bath for cleansing bad energy

The use of Bahamian herbs in protective charms and healing tonics

What is the best Rum to use and also how to make it at home.

With rich storytelling and no-nonsense instructions, Obeah Secrets bridges the gap between old wisdom and modern-day use—inviting readers to walk respectfully in a world where mystery, justice, and a bit of mischief still thrive.

book cover for Obeah Secrets

So, Let's Talk About that Rash

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Do you Even Know What you Just Said?

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We Now Have Proof Gravity is Real!

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