Why Tidemarsh University?
Where higher education meets lower expectations. Tidemarsh is a one of kind university located on the tranquil, albeit sometimes boggish, shores of the Chesapeake Bay. Tidemarsh has grown from its humble beginnings as a legumes agronomy and cultivation science trade school founded to support southeast Virginia's peanut industry. Our college is now ranked as a top 10 University in the south-east by U.S. Newz.(1) The University now offers a wide diversity of majors and regularly competes for research funding focused on advanced weaponry and porcine harvest and processing.
1. US Newz is a wholly owned subsidiary of Tidemarsh University and is in no way affiliated with any similarly titled news agency. Note that this disclosure in provided per a certain consent order entered by the Yorktown Circuit Court in the matter of Americans for Fair Advertising v. Tidemarsh University, 12 VA Cir 347 (2025)
Ratio of Students that Actually Attend Classes
1:3
Grads Still Exploring Job Options
94%
Admission's Rate
98%
Lethal Weapons Research Grants
$9.2B
